HAROLD

  • Enigmatic. Either a complete idiot or an absolute genius.
  • Scam Artist. His number one teacher? The Foster Care System.
  • Hypocritical. Yes, he sold that cancer patient oregano, but he went to confession afterwards.
  • Hard Shell, Soft Center. He admires Jo’s hustle, so he sells her weed. Parole be damned.
  • Selectively Loyal. If he decides you’re on his side, he’d kill for you.
  • Opportunistic. If ratting you out gets him out of cuffs, then squeak, squeak.
  • Mercurial. If you want to know if he’s on your side? He wants to know if you call heads or tails.